Shit She Dated : Let's update shall we? This dating game is kinda fun, now that I'm not a kid anymore. It's kinda empowering to be able to go thru a list of people, deciding what you do and don't want. Kinda like choosing a car.. So, If you've been following along..
Country - Dude still sends me a random picture from time to time.. I dunno what the eff is up with that guy. I don't even pretend to know. I'm not a second choice... We hung out for a month dude - You owe me nothing.
College - We still talk, hang out from time to time. We are friends. The wife thinks he likes me. I don't think it's like that at all. I guess time will tell..
TheKid - This guy cracks me up. Younger than me - but he is too attached .Waaaay too attached. I've set boundaries but I'm concerned that he may actually like me. He says he is cool with the rules, but I'm not so sure lately.. I have to cut him off, he's in over his head. He doesn't follow the rules.
Pinecones - Dudes fucking married (But it's okay, cause his wife knows about it.) No thanks. I've got enough drama. Go cheat on your wife with someone else k? Thanks.
The Weirdo - This guy is dangerous. He's funny, we get along, we share the same likes and dislikes. I think we could actually be friends. Dangerous because it's easy, so easy.. Easy is ALWAYS dangerous. If it's easy to sit around in your Pjs, talk to each other about nothing, hang out and bump uglies.. then before you know it, your sleeping over, eating breakfast and someone likes someone. Ugh.
So, I get busy for the next few days.. Give him time to hang out with other girls, gives me time to do my thing.. and then - we can go back to 'hanging out' without having to worry...
I have rules you see... They are very important. And when followed, no one gets hurt. If even one of these rules are broken, you are treading in dangerous waters, up the creek with out a paddle.. or a effn boat for that matter.
So... Follow Sarah Rules, and no one gets hurt. Got it? Here we go.. HEY! Pay attention..
Sarahs Dating Rules:
Rule #1: No Expectations
Rule #2: No Apologies
Rule #3: No Explanations
Rule #4: No Sleepovers
Rule #5: No Attachments
Rule #6: Fucking Honesty
It's really quite simple:
#1 - If you go in with no expectations, you will never be let down. You will never be disappointed. Trust me - this is huge.
#2 - Don't fucking apologize for anything that you do. If you wanted to do it, then it was the right thing to do. Same goes for them. Don't let them apologize either. They did what they did, because they wanted to. Deal with it, or walk.
#3 - Don't explain yourself. You aren't married. It doesn't matter why you did what you did, or why they did what they did. They did it. Deal with it.
#4 - Don't fucking sleep over. Sleeping over leads to cuddling, cuddling leads to intimacy, intimacy leads to feelings. You know what effs everything up? Feelings.. Just go home feelings.. No one likes you.
#5 - Don't get attached. If you feel you are starting to like this person, starting to like to be around them.. pull back. get busy. ReSet. Do not get attached. Don't let them get attached to you, and whatever you do, do NOT get attached to them. Not until you really, really know for sure.
#6 - Just be fucking honest with them. Tell them what you are / aren't looking for. Let them know, right from the start. And ask them for the same. If they lie to you? Get rid of them. And if you do have to get rid of them, it doesn't matter because you weren't attached..
Stick to these rules.. And I promise you, you'll be just fine.
Until next time darlings..
Country - Dude still sends me a random picture from time to time.. I dunno what the eff is up with that guy. I don't even pretend to know. I'm not a second choice... We hung out for a month dude - You owe me nothing.
College - We still talk, hang out from time to time. We are friends. The wife thinks he likes me. I don't think it's like that at all. I guess time will tell..
TheKid - This guy cracks me up. Younger than me - but he is too attached .Waaaay too attached. I've set boundaries but I'm concerned that he may actually like me. He says he is cool with the rules, but I'm not so sure lately.. I have to cut him off, he's in over his head. He doesn't follow the rules.
Pinecones - Dudes fucking married (But it's okay, cause his wife knows about it.) No thanks. I've got enough drama. Go cheat on your wife with someone else k? Thanks.
The Weirdo - This guy is dangerous. He's funny, we get along, we share the same likes and dislikes. I think we could actually be friends. Dangerous because it's easy, so easy.. Easy is ALWAYS dangerous. If it's easy to sit around in your Pjs, talk to each other about nothing, hang out and bump uglies.. then before you know it, your sleeping over, eating breakfast and someone likes someone. Ugh.
So, I get busy for the next few days.. Give him time to hang out with other girls, gives me time to do my thing.. and then - we can go back to 'hanging out' without having to worry...
I have rules you see... They are very important. And when followed, no one gets hurt. If even one of these rules are broken, you are treading in dangerous waters, up the creek with out a paddle.. or a effn boat for that matter.
So... Follow Sarah Rules, and no one gets hurt. Got it? Here we go.. HEY! Pay attention..
Sarahs Dating Rules:
Rule #1: No Expectations
Rule #2: No Apologies
Rule #3: No Explanations
Rule #4: No Sleepovers
Rule #5: No Attachments
Rule #6: Fucking Honesty
It's really quite simple:
#1 - If you go in with no expectations, you will never be let down. You will never be disappointed. Trust me - this is huge.
#2 - Don't fucking apologize for anything that you do. If you wanted to do it, then it was the right thing to do. Same goes for them. Don't let them apologize either. They did what they did, because they wanted to. Deal with it, or walk.
#3 - Don't explain yourself. You aren't married. It doesn't matter why you did what you did, or why they did what they did. They did it. Deal with it.
#4 - Don't fucking sleep over. Sleeping over leads to cuddling, cuddling leads to intimacy, intimacy leads to feelings. You know what effs everything up? Feelings.. Just go home feelings.. No one likes you.
#5 - Don't get attached. If you feel you are starting to like this person, starting to like to be around them.. pull back. get busy. ReSet. Do not get attached. Don't let them get attached to you, and whatever you do, do NOT get attached to them. Not until you really, really know for sure.
#6 - Just be fucking honest with them. Tell them what you are / aren't looking for. Let them know, right from the start. And ask them for the same. If they lie to you? Get rid of them. And if you do have to get rid of them, it doesn't matter because you weren't attached..
Stick to these rules.. And I promise you, you'll be just fine.
Until next time darlings..